This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
I have never been prouder to be Canadian
I know how I’ll be wearing my Canada-swag from here on in. -carefully adjusts scarves-
this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck
"Your kid says hi." -The sun
My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.
When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.